Sunday, 30 July 2017

In trying to "baby dump" Mnangagwa Grace Mugabe will be crashed like a bug!

Grace Mugabe tells VP Mnangagwa he is only an appointee serving at Mugabe’s pleasure and therefore can be fired at the drop of a hat. She too is any appointee but one Mugabe cannot easily fire.

"If we (the political appointees) go wrong, you (President) can remove us from our positions anytime you like," said Grace.

"But inini chimwe chigaro chandiinacho cheudzimai hwenyu chinonetsa kubhisa. Tinenge takuenda kutoenda kumacourt. Mukada kundiramba tinenge takuenda kucourt ndakatsika madziro (But I, as someone who also occupies another position as your wife, it is difficult to remove me. If you dare try to divorce me, you are in for a bruising fight in the courts)."

Mai, oh mai! Grace is really going straight for the jugular vein. She wants Mnangagwa fired just as she wanted Mujuru fired.

In 2014 Grace Mugabe wanted the then VP Joice Mujuru “baby dumped” so badly she literally went berserk. Her accusations against Mujuru were both hysterical and outrageous. Mai Mujuru was accused of being lazy, incompetent and corruption.  Who in Zanu PF is not corrupt? As for her being incompetent; was that not the reason why Robert Mugabe appointed her VP just as he has with VP Simon Muzenda and many others? Mugabe has surrounded himself with the most incompetent individuals he could get because they are the least likely to challenge him for the top job.

Compared to Muzenda, Mujuru and the rest of his “vakadzi vaMugabe” (Mugabe’s subservient concubines) cabinet members, as Margaret Dongo called them, Mugabe has always appeared the genius per excellence!

Grace accused Mujuru of “factionalism” and plotting to assassinate Mugabe and become president. “Factionalism” was a nonsense charge. Zanu PF was going to hold an elective congress in December 2014 and Mai Mujuru had managed to get 8 out of 10 party provinces to back her bid for VP post. Emerson Mnangagwa, who was interested in the same post, got the backing of the remaining two provinces. How else was she supposed to canvass for support? And why should she be guilty of “factionalism” and yet her challenger who has done the same thing is not?

As for the assassination plot, the charge disappeared with no one ever questioned or arrested as soon as Mai Mujuru and her supporters were booted out of the party and government.

Grace Mugabe made no secret of the fact she was interested in succeeding her husband as president. If Mai Mujuru had been elected VP at the congress, she would have been in line to be president after Mugabe – that is why Mujuru had to be baby dumped.

It was not possible for Grace to get herself name in the hat for any of the two VP posts going. The next best thing she did was to make sure the two posts were filled by appointment and not by an elective process, hence the reason Grace is calling VP Mnangagwa an “appointee”.

Since the ouster of Joice Mujuru, Grace Mugabe (with the covert support of her husband) has been trying to build up her own support base, G40 faction, with the view of challenging Mnangagwa as Mugabe’s successor. The G40 faction has failed to get much traction in the party, other than women’s and youth leagues (they make a lot of noise but wield little power and influence) and in other key national organs such as war veterans and the security services.

It is doubtful whether the G40 faction would ever add up to much even if Grace Mugabe was given more time to build it. The truth is with Mugabe’s health failing and next year’s elections coming up, etc. Grace had no choice but to make her bid to succeed her husband now or be overtaken by events. She has clearly decided to go for it and, as we can see, is going straight for the jugular vein!

Grace Mugabe has enjoyed her highflyer, palace and Gucci shoes lifestyle for decades and the thought of giving all that up has her fired up like a bombardier beetle. Whilst the beetle’s hot caustic fumes are too much for even a starving frog; the insect would be unwise to count pulling off the same trick on the crocodile – those jaws will snap shut so fast, the bug will be crash before it can load, aim and fire!

“Baby dumping” a frog was one thing, a crocodile ….. I do not think so!


Grace Mugabe managed to get Joice Mujuru baby dumped is just four months. She has been trying to do the same with Emerson Mnangagwa for the last four years now and she is finding the task a lot tougher. She has is going for the jugular vein but may find herself being crashed like a bug.   

For Zanu PF to remain in power the party will have no choice but to once again rig next year’s election the vote. If Grace got her wish and Mugabe baby dumped Mnangagwa; rigging the election in which Tsvangirai or Mujuru are the opponent is ease, not so with Mnangagwa because he, unlike the other two, KNOWS how past elections were rigged! He and a number of his supporters master-minded and/or executed the vote rigging schemes.  

To win next year’s elections against Mnangagwa, Mugabe will have to walk a tight rope spanning 100m, a hundred storeys high, with no safety net. To really spice up the act, Mutsvangwa and his rogue war veterans and General Chiwenga and the other security sector chefs (they are all in the Mnangagwa camp, it is too late for them to switch allegiance and their goose is cooked if G40 faction prevail) will be peppering the tyrant with stones and other missiles. And it will be none other than Mnangagwa himself hacking away at the rope with as if his very life depends (which it will probably do) on him cutting the rope in less than 8 seconds (not even Usain Bolt ran 100m is that time)!

Even if Mugabe and his wife were able to outfox Mnangagwa and his supporters just the tyrant has outfoxed him in the past; Zanu PF will not be out of the woods yet.

SADC leaders have watched with alarm how Zanu PF has failed to revive the Zimbabwe economy after rigging the July 2013 elections. They know another rigged election will send the Zimbabwe economy into even deeper economic trouble threatening the political stability of not just Zimbabwe but the whole region. They will be watching the elections like a hawk and will not hesitate condemning the results, just as they did after the 2008 elections.


President Mugabe’s reign was doomed to end in failure the end the tyrant decided to turn Zimbabwe into a de facto one-party cum one-man dictatorship. It is ironic that his fate was hastened by the insatiable greed for power, wealth and influence of his wife Grace! In her reckless pursuit of power she took on Emerson Mnangagwa – he is not nicknamed crocodile for his good looks alone and she is nothing but a bug!

8 comments:

Patrick said...

Mudhara aripo asi akavhoterwa nani? Who voted for President Mugabe, he has rigged elections for the last 37 years!

Patrick said...

The Zanu PF factional wars are real alright. The country’s worsening economic situation means there is not enough loot to satisfy all members of Zanu PF’s bloated ruling elite. Anyone who gets booted out of the party faces poverty; look at the late Nathan Shamuyarira, he died a pauper.

Mai Mujuru and her supporters were booted out three years ago and already many, like Mutasa, are as poor as a church mouse already. Mutasa has aged more in the last three years than he did 20 years before 2014; stress and debts are weighing down like Atlas carrying the world!

Still Zanu PF factional fight is like two cobras fighting; they wrestle and not bite. It is they mutual understanding that biting is out of the question because they both fear mutual annulation. If one was to strike it is pretty-sure, before it can get away, the other would have retaliated!

Let us just say that Mai Mujuru was knocked out cold at the blink of an eye. The count to three was just a formality. Mnangagwa and his war veterans and security chiefs are a totally different proposition as we can see. The old man is clearly struggling to know the Lacoste faction out. The G40 needs a KO fast because they know if President Mugabe is eliminated in any way it is game over for the G40 faction.

Patrick said...

If Morgan Tsvangirai was "smart" then why did he fail to implement the reforms designed ti stop Zanu PF rigging elections. MDC is contesting next year's election knowing Zanu PF will once again rig the vote; what is so smart about that? That is madness and only a blind MDC supporter would call madness "smart"!

Patrick said...

Zanu PF infighting is like two cobras fighting; they do not bite they wrestle each other. The stakes are really high now and with neither backing down this is getting to the point where each one must know it is all or nothing - kill or be killed! The two are flashing their fungs at each other, this is not a display signal.

Whichever faction wins the day here will be in no mood to let the opposition win the election and walk away with the crown, of that we can be certain. After all this fighting, if Zanu PF should be in any doubt of its vote rigging schemes delivering victory, the party will us violence, the cobra will strike just as it did in 2008.

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Patrick

Mugabe and his Zanu PF thugs have betrayed the ordinary people of Zimbabwe turning their dreams and hopes of freedom, liberty and economic prosperity into a nightmare. They have riden roughshod over the people to gratify their insatiable greed for power and wealth.


Whilst the Zanu PF thugs, the cobras, have wrestling each other; they have not shown any such tolerance to the people. They have bitten povo without being threatened and with no warning. They have imposed themselves on the people and have ruled with an iron fist.


Which Zanu PF faction prevails is no consequence to the nation what matters here is the dictatorship must be dismantle and a healthy and functional democracy built in its place. We would be very foolish indeed if we failed to dislodge the regime this time round.


All we need to do to dismantle the regime is insist on the implementation of all the democratic reforms to ensure free, fair and credible elections BEFORE the next election. If the regime disregards our demands then we must make it very clear the elections are a sham and campaign to make sure the international community refuse to recognise the regime as legitimate.


SADC leaders called on the opposition to boycott the 2013 elections because they, of all people – they were the guarantor of the GPA and supervised the GNU -, they knew that without the reforms Zanu PF was going to rig the vote.

“Of course they (the elections) can be postponed.  In 2013 the Maputo Summit, in June 2013, before the elections, the Maputo Summit was all about having the elections postponed – the SADC summit. I went there,” Dr Ibbo Mandaza explained in a recent interview.

“I was there at the Summit and Mugabe pretended to agree to a postponement of the elections. If you recall, the postponement was based on the need to reform at least electoral laws, and after that Summit, Morgan Tsvangirai, Tendai Biti, Welshman Ncube, all of them were called to a separate meeting by the Heads of State of SADC in the absence of Mugabe, that same evening. And they were told; I was sitting there outside the room with Mac Maharaj; they were told ‘if you go into elections next month, you are going to lose; the elections are done’.”

So, SADC leaders predicted with uncanny accuracy that Zanu PF had rigged the 2013 election at least one month before the voting happened. Zanu PF is playing the same dirty tricks again and one can foretell the regime’s next move with such precision one can say with certainty that the opposition is going to lose next year’s election ONE YEAR ahead of the vote.

It is madness to contest an election one has been forewarned and can see with their own eyes is so flawed it is impossible for the opposition to win it.

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Mombe

We should lose sleep over anyone inflicting pain on another human being because that is what makes us humans as distinct from the half human tyrant. Indeed, it is in our own interest that we lose sleep over such matters because tomorrow we may be the tyrant's victim and the world return the favour and pretend not to notice! 

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Dotito

When these Zanu PF thugs unleashed their reign of terror they thought themselves untouchable and their evil deeds will never come to light. It is only now that, even with all the effort they took to bury it, the truth is now being uncovered. In this case, it is none other than a follow thug who is spilling the beans.

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Grace Jones

I agree, we need the matter properly investigated and the evidence tested in a court of law. Majonga is in a wheelchair but very much alive; he can tell us what happened. Professor Moyo can give another video presentation but to the judge, lawyers and witnesses and not the politburo. Mnangagwa will be given another chance to dismissed Moyo's evidence but after he has sworn to tell the truth!

So far, we have had to go by is hearsay because the regime would not let the truth be known. With regime change, it will all be a totally different ball-game. 

"Hauyeri nyoka negavi iyo iripo!" (You do not estimate the length of a snake when you can measure it!) With regime change, we will establish the truth about Majonga and all the other many crimes if the regime!