Saturday 17 August 2013

Chamisa comes up with the craziest reason for ending the Court Challenge - Zanu PF advised MDC "to stick to the legal route"!


If anyone needed any more evidence that MDC is not a party of excellence but rather a party of the most incompetent imbeciles the world has ever seen this is it. Here is Nelson Chamisa at full his rhetorical nonsense best!

“Strategy is about outflanking your opposite number and never doing what your competitor expects of you to do. Dexterity is the ability to move out of the orbit or zones of doubt to zones of confidence,” write Chamisa.

Here is a political party that has just had an election stolen from them is broad day light because they were so incompetent not to implement the reforms that would have stopped the vote rigging. Where was the strategic thinking in that!

“While we must confess that we are not the first borns and last borns in the field of foresight, strategy, courage and skill, the decision to refuse to give Zanu PF an open cheque to write and confirm their false legitimacy of the rigged and stolen election through the courts is the best under the circumstances,” continued Chamisa.


Is it me or is this idiot confused? In the first paragraph, he was saying MDC are the paragon of strategic thinking and now he is say they are not! Make up your mind your idiot!

“Understandably Zanu PF is shocked and angry at our refusal to be kowtowed and shepherded into the political slaughterhouse by allowing them to narrow and define the four corners of our political song and dance,” continued the idiot.


Chamisa you lot have just been slaughtered politically! You are not dreaming. You lot have just handed to Mugabe and Zanu PF an electoral victory in a silver platter which the later did not deserve to win.

“Zanu PF advised us to stick to the legal route. We refused to accept Zanu PF advice. Hell can never be Heaven’s consultant firm!!!

“By refusing to dance to the Zanu PF tune, we have redrawn the battle lines and contours as well as terms of the political struggle/battle,” admitted Chamisa.


We can safely assume the Mugabe and Zanu PF “advised” MDC to implement the reforms and, naturally MDC refuse to follow the advice and hence not even one reform was implemented.
I did not bother to read any more of the Chamisa diatribe. It is simply unbelievable that the idiot was a minister for five years! Five years! No wonder the last five years would go down in Zimbabwe history as the five years of wasted opportunities!

9 comments:

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Chimbwido

When it comes to why not even one of the GPA agreed democratic reforms were implemented, there one reason and one reason only: Tsvangirai and MDC took their eyes off the ball. As SADC has already said, they were enjoying the benefit of being in power they forgot they were there first and foremost to carry out the necessary reforms and pave the way for free and fair elections.

Of course Mugabe would have resisted reforms, he is a tyrant and he certainly did not want free and fair elections. But after signing the GPA Mugabe did not have the final say anymore. SADC would have stepped in and force him to accept reforms.

It is nonsense to give Zanu PF credit for resisting reforms when they did no such thing because MDC never produced any proposed reforms for them to resist.

If Zanu PF was to claim credit for distracting MDC, that I would agree. But then we must also give credit too to Liz, Locadia and all the other countless women Tsvangirai has been chasing!

Yes MDC tried to put reforms back on the agenda after the March 16th referendum but that was futile. One, because MDC still did not have any proposals to put on the table. Two, because it was too late; the approval of the weak and feeble Copac constitution had slammed the door shut to reforms and no meaningful reforms could be implemented in five weeks!

"It is therefore not tyrannical if a party protects its own interests," you said. Of course it is tyrannical if those interests happen to be tyrannical. Mugabe and Zanu PF have ruthlessly denied the people their basic rights and freedoms, human dignity and hope for 33 years for selfish and tyrannical interests retaining absolute power.

Just because Zanu PF had the incompetent MDC to deal with does not mean it was ok for them to rig the elections and once again deny the people their right to free and fair elections! Indeed, it is for that reason that Mugabe is being treated the world over like a smelly and diseased sewer rat that he is.

Mugabe called Tsvangirai a puppet and it stuck because it was clear the MDC leader was incapable of coming up with anything original. Someone was always pulling the strings and Tsvangirai danced. For the last five years Mugabe was the puppet's master; that much is clear.

The smelly and diseased sewer rat is a label Mugabe will now find impossible to shake-off be-cause no one in his right mind would subject his own people to such inhuman abuse for all these years, except, of course, a smelly and diseased sewer rat!

Mugabe has lived and behaved like a sewer rat, it is only right that he should be called and treated like the sewer rat that he is!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Yepec

If the GPA was "doomed to failure" as you now tell us then why did MDC, the party of ex-cellence with strategic thinkers, sign on to it? For the first four years it was none other than Tsvangirai, BIti and many others who were telling the world the GNU was working. They were even campaigning for the targeted sanctions to be lifted!

MDC has not produced even one single proposed reform in their five years in the GNU; that is a fact! The reason why this has happened is obvious; MDC is a party of incompetents led by apa-thetic idiot!

As I have told you before Yepec, no one will ever bother to take you seriously if you pepper everything you say by lies and damned lies and denials and damned denials.

You need your backside kicked and I have the safety boot to do just that. Write nonsense here and you will get what's coming to you!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Chimbwido

What are you jabbering about you nincompoop! The war of independence was fought so that ALL Zimbabweans can enjoy freedom, liberty and have a fair share in the nation's wealth. Muga-be has for 33 years now denied the people their basic rights and freedoms and, through corrup-tion and looting, has wasted the nation's human and material resources in which a tiny few have grown filthy rich whilst millions have been forced into a life of abject poverty and despair.

The tyrant Mugabe has brutally silence the people to create this de facto one-party dictatorship. Over 30 000 innocent Zimbabweans have been murdered to create and sustain this dictatorship.

The rights and freedoms so many died for should be there for everyone without having "to toil" or "go through thick and thin". We are not going to have each successive generation have to wage its own struggle before the few who happen to emerge as leaders seize everything for themselves.

Zimbabwe is going to have the democratic changes and everyone will enjoy freedom, liberty and peace! Just because MDC failed to seize on the opportunity to implement the necessary reforms does not mean the reforms are dead or that no one else can implement them.

This election victory is a hollow one for Mugabe because everyone knows he cheated. The people of Zimbabwe themselves, once again denied a meaningful political voice through the ballot box are voting "loudly" with their feet! They are leaving Zimbabwe in droves. There is confidence in Mugabe for you!

Mugabe is a smelly and diseased sewer rat and this is the one message that will be repeated over and over again. Even he, with his thick sick will not be able to ignore it!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Ruwa

@ Chimbwido

What are you jabbering about you nincompoop! The war of independence was fought so that ALL Zimbabweans can enjoy freedom, liberty and have a fair share in the nation's wealth. Muga-be has for 33 years now denied the people their basic rights and freedoms and, through corrup-tion and looting, has wasted the nation's human and material resources in which a tiny few have grown filthy rich whilst millions have been forced into a life of abject poverty and despair.

The tyrant Mugabe has brutally silence the people to create this de facto one-party dictatorship. Over 30 000 innocent Zimbabweans have been murdered to create and sustain this dictatorship.

The rights and freedoms so many died for should be there for everyone without having "to toil" or "go through thick and thin". We are not going to have each successive generation have to wage its own struggle before the few who happen to emerge as leaders seize everything for themselves.

Zimbabwe is going to have the democratic changes and everyone will enjoy freedom, liberty and peace! Just because MDC failed to seize on the opportunity to implement the necessary reforms does not mean the reforms are dead or that no one else can implement them.

This election victory is a hollow one for Mugabe because everyone knows he cheated. The people of Zimbabwe themselves, once again denied a meaningful political voice through the ballot box are voting "loudly" with their feet! They are leaving Zimbabwe in droves. There is confidence in Mugabe for you!

Mugabe is a smelly and diseased sewer rat and this is the one message that will be repeated over and over again. Even he, with his thick sick will not be able to ignore it!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Ruwa

You call for Tsvangirai to be "held accountable for all his frivolous allegations and destabilizing Zimbabwe" is feeble. A reflection of the feeble mind from which it came.

We have here a very serious situation where Mugabe has rigged the elections and thus (not for the first time, I might add) deny the people their basic right to a meaningful say in the governance of the country. Instead of demand a redress you are calling for Tsvangirai to be held accountable for a trivial allegation? How stupid is that?

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Ruwa

I agree MDC has proven to be breathtakingly incompetent you call that "foolishness is in the MDC's DNA" and I agree. But was that any excuse for Zanu PF to rig the elections? For it is in Zanu PF's DNA to cheat and deny the people their basic human rights and dignity and crash their hopes and dreams.

It is in the DNA of idiotic Zanu PF supporters and CIO like you to then call for MDC's be held accountable for trivial allegations whilst sweeping under the carpet the serious issues Zanu PF is doing which are affecting millions of Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Bosley

Mugabe thought he would be welcomed back by the world as a statesman after the fiasco of the sham 2008 elections; if for no other reason, because he did not use the wanton violence of 2008! He is both surprised and disappointed that the world has shunned him as if he was a smelly and diseased sewer rat.


He rigged the elections and he knows it and knows the world knows it. And worse still, for him, it is not very forgiving; the world is sick and tired of old fools with their inflated empirical ego!


The last five years has been hell for Mugabe having to share power, on paper at least, with Tsvangirai and be subject to SADC supervision. But at least he had some measure of legitimacy. The next five years will be even worse for him; he really has lost all legitimacy and everywhere he goes people will be turning away and holding up the noses in disgust! Some "old, great king" indeed!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Ruwa

I have told you before and say so again MDC failed to implemented the necessary reforms for free and fair elections because MDC is a party of breathtakingly incompetent individuals led by a pathetic idiot!

But MDC's incompetence was no excuse for Mugabe to rig the elections and once again deny the people a meaningful say in the governance of the country.

Your call for MDC to "apologise to the nation for wasting time" in the legal challenge is feeble because the real serious crime here is one of rigging elections and denying the electorate their right to a free vote.

You and Mugabe can waffle all you like the important thing is the people of Zimbabwe were not fooled; they are voting with their feet, they are leaving Zimbabwe in droves! The international community was not fooled either; they are treating Mugabe like a smelly and diseased sewer rat he is!

Zimbabwe Light said...

@ Chirandu

ZEC does not know how many ballot papers were printed and who had them, for example. They failure to produce all the paper working proving this would be very damaging indeed because how can you stop rigging if you do not know how many ballot papers you issued and what happened to them.


Whatever ZEC was going to produce was important evidence for what it said but also it also said about the chaotic way the elections were conducted!


It is common knowledge that ZEC was deliberately poorly staffed and poorly funded so that they would not be able to carry out their set tasks even if the political will was there. This allowed for chaos to reign supreme; if you want to cheat, first you muddy the waters!